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Susan continues to send over “new/old” photos, so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:08 -0400

Susan continues to send over “new/old” photos, so huge thanks to her. I’m taking a short break from posting them, however, to let you all know of yet another opportunity to purchase some high-quality prints from one of Susan’s more recent shoots.

All of the C Smart Images photos are for sale in a variety of different formats, from prints to mugs to t-shirts to canvas wraps… even wall decals. The prints alone can be ordered up to 24” x 36”, which is like having a life-size version of Susan if she were a midget.

Order today!!! Susan Coffey as shot by C Smart Images Store Page.

As you can see, I ordered some. I received 4 prints in a variety of sizes. In the image above, the left one is 10” x 15” and the right one is 12” x 18”. My crappy iPhone photo doesn’t do them justice. I ordered them on the Fuji Pearl paper, which creates some kind of weird but awesome silvery, reflective quality. They’re crisp, the color is vibrant, and they’re packaged and wrapped well. I can’t recommend these enough. There are 51 different prints to choose from.

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A Not-So Slutty Little Susan Sonnet I used to write X-rated...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:05:59 -0400

A Not-So Slutty Little Susan Sonnet

I used to write X-rated poetry for friends that I called Slutty Little Sonnets. Since that’s not going to be happening anytime soon for Susan, I decided to write a less than slutty little sonnet that is probably more aptly named a shitty little sonnet. Now I definitely see some potential to make it slutty, such as rhyming options like “ass” and “erection.” But by god, that would just be inappropriate. So enjoy the PG version instead.

I wander’d lonely ‘round some random lake
And lo! divine, reclined upon the grass
A damsel pure, demure and fine. She spake,
“Good day!” and gazed into her looking glass.

Unmanned was I, by charm and pixie poise
And pondered how her form I might caress.
I schemed and pointing said, “What is that noise?”
She turned to look and I peeked down her dress.

But Susan, cunning, bonked me on my head,
For she was wise to my nefarious ways.
Thus I recoursed to ask her whilst I bled,
“What purpose has your mirror, but at yourself to gaze?”

“From you I e’er withhold my affection;
To all I freely offer my reflection.”

Photo by John F Cooper.

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She just wanted to go fly-fishing. She’s lost her waders...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:29:43 -0400

She just wanted to go fly-fishing. She’s lost her waders and her pole. Her fish got away. She’s wet. She’s lost. She’s completely gorgeous. Help?

Duh.

If I were a fish, I’d gather up her waders and pole, then swim up and jump into her arms.

Although I think I’d have a better chance with her if I were a frog. She’s a sucker for frogs. Little green ones.

Photo by Emily Tebbets.

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btslingerie: Cheers to the weekend

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:25:21 -0400

btslingerie:

Cheers to the weekend

I wonder if anyone has preceded applying latex clothing with the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:33:31 -0400

I wonder if anyone has preceded applying latex clothing with the statement, “Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable.”

I wonder if you wore latex as underwear, would your outer clothes just kinda slide off while you walk?

I wonder if wearing latex in Death Valley would result in a naked you standing in a puddle of melted goo.

I wonder how many people know that the plural of latex is latices.

I wonder why more latex designers don’t include drop seats for convenience.

~~I wonder how I would look in latex.~~

Photo by Sito Alvina.

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laylalobatti: Susan Coffey in “Arabesque” by Layla L’obatti for...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:24:00 -0400

laylalobatti:

Susan Coffey in “Arabesque” by Layla L’obatti for Between the Sheets

patiently counting the moments til love returns…

Military Madonna The Madonna (in Italian, ma donna means...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:45:49 -0400

Military Madonna

The Madonna (in Italian, ma donna means “my lady”) is probably one of the most explored subjects of classical art over the past 1500+ years. In this image, Keith Frohn seems to have Susan take a turn as The Blessed Mother, with a hint of “Madonna Lactans,” or breastfeeding Mary. And I’m quite grateful to him that he neglected to include a baby Jesus. But her posture and expression, the patina-like background, and the radiance around her form, suggests Mary.

Mixing up Mary with a military uniform proposes something, I’m sure. Maybe it’s depicting the warlike colonialism of the early Catholic church. Or, more likely, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. So I’ll leave it up to you to interpret the juxtaposition. Or simply just gaze and contemplate Susan’s hotness.

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Happy Mother’s Day, Susan! You all might be thinking,...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:18:13 -0400

Happy Mother’s Day, Susan!

You all might be thinking, “Why would he be wishing Susan a happy Mother’s Day? Does he know something we don’t know?” And maybe I do, because yes, Susan is a mom! …to her beloved Luna! A Pomeranian puppy! Happy Mother’s Day, Susan! !!!!!! with lots of extra exclamation points!!!

But also I wanted to wish an extra special day to Susan’s mom. After all, without her half of the DNA cocktail that helped manifest the most perfect progeny, the most scrumptious of scions, the most gorgeous of girls, our Susan might never have existed. So thank you, Susan’s mom, whoever you are. You have made the world a better place. And I bet you’ve been a pretty good mom to Susan, too.

btslingerie: Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:16:10 -0400

btslingerie:

Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

btslingerie: Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:06:39 -0400

btslingerie:

Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

She’s just waiting for you to treat her to a malt and a...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:56:00 -0400

She’s just waiting for you to treat her to a malt and a jitterbug.

Photo by Brandon Herman.

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See this finger? You are wrapped around it. “New”...

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:19:26 -0400

See this finger? You are wrapped around it.

“New” old, by Sito Alvina for House of Etiquette.

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On days like today, when I am particularly overwhelmed by how...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:15:56 -0400

On days like today, when I am particularly overwhelmed by how beautiful Susan is, it’s best if I keep my words at a minimum. So as not to sound too scary/obsessive.

Susan has occasionally been passing over to me some previously-unreleased photos from her “private collection.” This is one of them. More to come.

This is, of course, a shot by Sito Alvina for House of Etiquette.

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btslingerie: Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:19:46 -0400

btslingerie:

Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

Such a Delicate Necklace Some dude on Listal has done it again...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:38:08 -0400

Such a Delicate Necklace

Some dude on Listal has done it again and somehow found a bunch of shots from Susan’s shoot with Kyle Zimmerer. Click here to see all of them. I’m not really sure how he does this apart from fuskering Zimmerer’s password-protected SmugMug. Which is bad bad bad and we shouldn’t do that, kids. But whatever, they’re out now, so enjoy.

There’s a whole demographic of people who look at these photos and go, “fuck-yeah. FUCK! YEAH!” and dream of Susan’s next shoot with ball gags and god knows what else.

What do you guys think of these?

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btslingerie: Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:39:28 -0400

btslingerie:

Come out & Play by Between the Sheets

btslingerie: Getting ready for a cozy Saturday evening in...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:36:54 -0400

btslingerie:

Getting ready for a cozy Saturday evening in #betweenthesheets

btslingerie: Mother’s Day is May 12, what’s better than...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:34:59 -0400

btslingerie:

Mother’s Day is May 12, what’s better than breakfast in bed? Breakfast in #betweenthesheets

WIN THIS CALENDAR! If you couldn’t afford to buy one of...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:15:00 -0400

WIN THIS CALENDAR!

If you couldn’t afford to buy one of the 2013 CCG Models Scarlet NJ calendars featuring our lovely love, now’s your chance to have one hand-delivered (by a postman) for FREE. Yes, FOUR lucky winners will receive a 2013 CCG Calendar autographed by Susan herself, along with a personalized photo of Susan signing YOUR CALENDAR!

So here’s how to do it…

Go like CCG Models on Facebook.
Go like CCG Models Scarlet NJ on Facebook.
Go follow CCG Models on Twitter.
Go subscribe to CCG Models on Youtube.

There will be a winner for each of those pages whenever one of them reaches 2000 likes/follows/subscriptions. Four winners will be announced in all.

So now you really don’t have an excuse for not trying to get a calendar. Unless you’re still with that jealous girlfriend.

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Here’s a lovely new/old one from her Retro shoot with...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:59:48 -0400

Here’s a lovely new/old one from her Retro shoot with Brandon Herman. Isn’t she keen? More new ones from this set to come…

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